Charlie’s story

As tomorrow is #CookieClickerAwarnessDay2013 here is a story about a poor victim of  cookie clicker.

Charlie used to be a normal person until he discovered cookie clicker but now he is in a terrible state.  He never does his homework on time and is always late for school and looks like the photo below.  This is the danger of Cookie Clicker

Elford

The alpha so far: Prison architect

It is wrong to review unfinished games because that is not how they are going to be like in a a short amount of time, so these are my current thoughts on the  Prison Architect.   The Concept of prison Architect is much more interesting than it seems at first.  Some people may dismiss it as “Just another management sim” But as the game gets updated it introduces many more interesting concepts.  The idea of being nice to your prisons and hoping they would co-operate that way or forcing them into submission with an iron fist and making the prison a ‘right-wing hell hole’.

Some of the latest updates give an idea of what is to come, with the introduction of being able to manage prison policy.  Being able to change the punishments of certain crimes is a step in the right direction.  Will you be forgiving and let them off crimes or will you put them in solitary confinement for 4 days?  This is only the start but it is a big concept and if Introversion can pull it off Prison Architect will be an even better game.

Treating the addiction of Cookie Clicker

I write here today to warn you about the danger that is cookie clicker.  Once you follow the link you will need to go to rehab to treat your addiction.  Your life is put on hold for Cookie clicker, everyone will leave you.  You will spend years trying to increase your CPS (cookies per second)

By all means don’t follow this link http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

The game is pointlessly bad and addictive it will be the biggest waste of your life. The NHS has even taken the liberty of warning the public because unfortunately in some case Cookie clicker is fatal.

“Cookie Clicker is harmful, you will neglect the need to eat and sleep, we have had at least 4629 Cookie Clicker related deaths in the past 5 days” -NHS Spokesperson

And please somebody think of think of the poor children who come across Cookie clicker unaware of its consequences.  The 19th September is World wide Cookie Clicker awareness day.  Support the hashtag on twitter to help raise awareness #CookieClickerAwarenessDay2013